In conclusion to all my travels, experiences and living arrangements, I have decided that all males between the ages of 10-27 ever do is poop. They poo when they wake up, after each meal, after work, and before bed. And they don't really care who they drag into the outcome of each poo, either. It's like their life mission or something. And they all think it's funny. After what I have experienced in especially the last couple weeks, I do not think poo is very funny at all.
The most prominent experience for Alison Compton involving poo happened yesterday. I left work at 5 and ran home to change my clothes and to use the restroom before rushing out to Roy to pick up Rodrigo to go to the movies. Upon walking into the upstairs restroom, I noticed that my roomie clogged up our toilet with poo and at least 20 million yards of toilet paper. Now how do you not notice that the toilet is clogged when you flush the toilet? Is it only the female mentality to make sure all the goods gets flushed away after relieving yourself in anyway? Maybe I'm just extremely anal about toilet flushing...
After waking up this morning, I noticed that the poo still hadn't been cleared from our toilet passage and this pretty much really upset me.
I just want to know why it is really necessary for men to think that it's ok for poo to sit unattended in a toilet for OVER 24 hours?!?!?!??!?!?! Is it really hard to clean up after yourself?
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Poo! You know I have stories to tell about poop. However, my stories mostly involve poop in a more liquid form. Messy, drippy, stinky poop.
No matter the form, poop STINKS!
Just a little side note there is a guy who works at our office... maybe in real estate.. who is literally in the bathroom for at least five minutes... almost every time I am at desk, I can hear him grabbing more and more toilet paper since you can hear almost everything sitting hear.. and I cant help but stare as he comes out all nonchalantly...hahaha
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